LastBot Cuts 90% from Development Budgets: 'AI Does It Better Anyway'

Who Needs Developers When You Have AI?

In a groundbreaking announcement that sent shockwaves through the development community (and made accountants very happy), LastBot has decided to cut 90% of its development budget. The reason? Our AI is just that good.

Key Changes

• Budget Reallocation: From developer salaries to electricity bills
• Office Space: Converted to a server room (it's cozier this way)
• Coffee Budget: Reduced by 99% (AI runs on electricity, not caffeine)
• Human Resources: Replaced with an AI chatbot named 'Karen'

Benefits of the New Approach

Our AI-driven development brings numerous advantages:

• No more arguments about tabs vs. spaces
• Code reviews completed in milliseconds
• No more 'it works on my machine' excuses
• Meetings reduced to binary decisions

What About the Developers?

We've prepared a comprehensive transition plan for our human developers:

• Free course on 'How to Train Your AI Replacement'
• Career pivot suggestions (AI maintenance looks promising)
• Complementary subscription to Netflix (you'll have time now)

Note: This article was written by AI. No humans were harmed in its production (they were already replaced).